YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

You clicked the 'Get me out of here!' button...

So here we are – at the awkward part of the internet where I pretend I’m totally fine and Figgy, your would-be AI brand bestie, pretends she’s not devastated. (She had big plans for you, you know. Taglines to write. Copy to finesse. A whole vibe to help you own.)

But hey – no pressure. If you change your mind, we’ll still be here with big boss energy and brand clarity up the wazoo.