Well, this is awkward.

I was really relying on the curiosity factor to get a bunch of yeses, but didn't factor in your firm resolve against sneak peeks.

Even though I would literally be climbing the walls wondering "What is her sneak peek!?!" I really admire your discipline. 

Since you're here do you want to:

According to the internet, this little guy is Steve. 

He tells you "no!" in no uncertain terms, but he's so cute that you're like, "That's okay you said no...."

Here are some other fun facts about Steve:

  • He won an air guitar battle his freshman year at Ohio State
  • He's the youngest of 9 siblings. Someone once told his sister Margaret that her mom ate him and she believe it. While it's not true, it's a legendary story in the family.
  • He's surprisingly lactose intolerant.
  • His favorite donut at Voodoo Donuts is the Bacon Maple Bar.

Should you watch the video?

Steve, of course, advises against it, which means you'll probably watch it anyway.

I have to say, I like the cut of your jib.

Of course you'd want to see the worst video I've ever seen in my life. But as much as I admire your Beavis-ness, don't say I didn't warn you – this is three minutes of your precious life that you'll never get back.